Friday, April 18, 2008

Here's one for our existing customers.

"As an existing customer, we'd like to offer you blah"

You're ahead of me already, I'm sure.

An existing customer?

Remember the law of reverse inanity?

[posted in feb. fucking hyperlink malfunction in my brain]

Now I don't want to step on the toes of Heidegger or Sartre here...but...

Who are our non existing customers?

Santa?

Bigfoot?

Bah humbug.

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